2. My friend Brian smoked me today in 2 games of 1 on 1. I have to redeem myself
3. Why do the garbage truck and the recycling truck not only arrive separately, but hours (or days) apart? Wouldn't it be more efficient to have one truck with separate compartments for trash and recyclables?
4. Crispy Hexagons has to be the greatest cereal name of all time. I can't even believe that this name even exists... I wish I could've been at the boardroom table when they were kicking around ideas... "What should we name this stuff?" "Oh, I don't know, how about Crunchies?" "No, let's call it Grain Crisps" "No, that's boring. How about Crispo's?" "Wait, I've got it! They have 6 sides, right?" "Yes....." "And they're crispy, right??" "Yyyesssss.......... wait a minute, I think I know where you're going with this...." "Oh, you bet you do! Crispy.............." "HEXAGONS!!!!!!!!!" "My God, that's GENIUS!!!!!!"